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TPG
10-14-2012, 07:41 PM
CELEBFANFORUM PRESENTS...
HOLLYWOOD BABBLE #2
FEATURING Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson
Created by TPG
DISCLAIMER: This fictional interview was written for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: Naturally I figured Selena deserved to get a little bit of the Hollywood Babble treatment.


"Jimmy Kimmel Live!"
LOS ANGELES, September 17, 2012


JIMMY KIMMEL:
Our first guest tonight survived Barney the Dinosaur, a house full of wizards, and a horde of crazed Bieber fans to be with us tonight. She's a platinum selling recording artist who now stars in her first major animated film. Please welcome Selena Gomez!


BAND PLAYS TO THE SOUND OF APPLAUSE


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KIMMEL:
So welcome to the show. Nice to see you.

GOMEZ:
Thanks. Glad to be here.

KIMMEL:
So lets get right to it. Your latest movie opens tomorrow. Have you seen the finished product yet?

GOMEZ:
Yeah. I saw the whole thing in Toronto over the weekend.

KIMMEL:
Oh you did? You went to the premiere? Did your whole family come out?

GOMEZ:
Unfortunately not. I was however accompanied by some friends, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson.

KIMMEL:
Oh right. And did they like the movie?

GOMEZ:
Absolutely. I figured I'd bring them along since I knew they'd be totally honest with me and tell me what they really thought.

KIMMEL:
Oh. I see. What is the movie about?

GOMEZ:
Um. I play Dracula's daughter, who is turning 118. So she wants to experience life and go out and be independent, and do her own thing? But then meets a human and we fall in love.

KIMMEL:
Speaking of being independent. Are you still living at home with your parents?

GOMEZ:
Uh-huh.

KIMMEL:
You are? Why?


SELENA GIGGLES


GOMEZ:
I love my family. I don't know. I'm not ready yet.

KIMMEL:
You're not ready to be on your own?

GOMEZ:
I turned 20. But I just love being at home. I feel safe there.

KIMMEL:
Does your Mom do your laundry?


AUDIENCE GIGGLES


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GOMEZ:
No. No. My mom would shrink everything if she did. I usually do it. Or sometimes I get my dad to do it.

KIMMEL:
Really? And he doesn't mind?


SELENA GRINS


GOMEZ:
Trust me. He doesn't mind at all.

KIMMEL:
Speaking of panty sniffing...so I understand you have a thing for porn?

GOMEZ:
Yeah.


AUDIENCE WOOF WHISTLES


KIMMEL:
You apparently love watching it on a daily basis?

GOMEZ:
Yeah. No thanks to the internet. I love it. I love watching that stuff.

KIMMEL:
Oh really? Anything in particular?

GOMEZ:
But I have to admit, I'm the kind of person that likes to cover my eyes when it gets a little too graphic. So I don't really understand why I like watching it so much? But I guess it's an adrenaline rush.

KIMMEL:
Oh so, you prefer x-rated clips to old fashioned movies?

GOMEZ:
Err. I guess? Depends on what mood I'm in.

KIMMEL:
So what was the very first porno you ever saw? Do you remember?

GOMEZ:
Um. Roller Dollz, with Bree Olson.

KIMMEL:
Wow. You sure answered that quickly.


SELENA BLUSHES


KIMMEL:
I think we have a picture of Bree Olson up on the screen.


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GOMEZ:
Sorry.

KIMMEL:
So a Bree Olson film? How long ago did you see that?

GOMEZ:
Um. I think I was like sixteen or something.

KIMMEL:
Oh really?


AUDIENCE MURMURS


KIMMEL:
Who let you watch a Bree Olson film at that age?

GOMEZ:
My dad.

KIMMEL:
You mean Brian. You're step-dad?

GOMEZ:
Yeah. Sure.

KIMMEL:
When you were 16-years-old, your dad let you watch a Bree Olson film?


AUDIENCE LAUGHS


GOMEZ:
Well. My folks used to stay up and watch x-rated movies all the time, and I'd constantly try and sneak a peek from the stairs.

KIMMEL:
And what would you mom say about that? Did she ever find out?

GOMEZ:
Not really. She'd usually pass out from all the wine so I'd wait for her to fall asleep before I'd join dad on the couch.

KIMMEL:
All three of you on the sofa watching porn?

GOMEZ:
Well, not exactly. I'd usually get comfortable on the recliner while mom and dad would lie on the sofa.

KIMMEL:
Wow. And he'd let you watch those explicit films with him?

GOMEZ:
Well. First he thought it would be funny to see my reaction, and after trying several times to sneak a peek he just figured I might as well sit and enjoy it out in the open with him.


AUDIENCE WOOF WHISTLES


KIMMEL:
Wow. How considerate. (sarcasm)


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GOMEZ:
So every weekend dad would put on one of his favorite x-rated DVDs and get mom nice and drunk and riled up. They'd go at it for a few minutes before she'd finally pass out from all the alcohol, giving me a chance to sneak into the room and watch the rest of the movies with him. In fact that became our thing. It was really fun.

KIMMEL:
And what, nothing ever happened? You never had sex with your step-dad?

GOMEZ:
No. Of course not. (giggles)

KIMMEL:
But you obviously got turned on watching the films together.

GOMEZ:
Oh, definitely. All the time.

KIMMEL:
So what did you do? Did you guys like take turns rushing off to the bathroom to get off, or something?

GOMEZ:
Nah. We've always had a very close relationship. Always have.

KIMMEL:
Meaning?

GOMEZ:
Well. We usually just played in front of each other.


AUDIENCE WOOF WHISTLES


KIMMEL:
You mean?

GOMEZ:
Yep. He'd jacked off in front of me and I'd masturbate from the recliner.

KIMMEL:
And he never touched you?

GOMEZ:
Well, there was this one time...just kidding!


AUDIENCE GIGGLES


KIMMEL:
No seriously. You guys never acted out?

GOMEZ:
Well, I didn't say that. We just never had sex.

KIMMEL:
So close, but not cigar? That must have been frustrating.


SELENA LAUGHS NERVOUSLY


GOMEZ:
I guess you could say that.


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KIMMEL:
I don't get it. (looks at the camera) What do you mean?

GOMEZ:
Well we did mess around a little, to be honest. Especially when the scenes were extra hot.

KIMMEL:
Like how? Did you "give him a hand" so to speak?


SELENA BLUSHES


GOMEZ:
Maybe.

KIMMEL:
Did you ever watch him cum?


SELENA SMILES


KIMMEL:
I assume from that smile that you did. I also assume he watched you climax plenty of times too?

GOMEZ:
Hell yeah. That was the best part.

KIMMEL:
What? You getting off, or him watching you do it?

GOMEZ:
Both.

KIMMEL:
So you'd consider yourself an exhibitionist?

GOMEZ:
Absolutely.


AUDIENCE CHEERS


KIMMEL:
With that said, I hear your next film is quite provocative? You play a Lesbian gang member on Spring Break?

GOMEZ:
Uh-huh. Pretty much.

KIMMEL:
So this is your first kind of, adult oriented movie?

GOMEZ:
Yeah. I mean the Disney channel has blessed me with great projects in the past. But I wanted to break out from that mold just for a little while?

KIMMEL:
Because you grow up and you don't want to be thought of as a kid anymore, right? That's only natural.

GOMEZ:
I suppose.

KIMMEL:
Everyone goes through that. So what's the most R-rated thing that goes on in this movie?

GOMEZ:
What happens in the movie? In general, or just with me?

KIMMEL:
With you, Selena.


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GOMEZ:
Well. I uh, use a vibrator and smoke a bong. I also get drunk and sleep with a group of guys?

KIMMEL:
Wow. All at once?


AUDIENCE LAUGHS


GOMEZ:
Kinda. There's definitely more than one occasion where I'm having sex with more than just one guy.

KIMMEL:
Oh wow. Really?

GOMEZ:
Yep.

KIMMEL:
Selena, that's just...no good. You're using drugs and sex toys, and getting gangbanged?


SELENA GIGGLES


GOMEZ:
It's not a full blown x-rated movie or anything. But I have to admit it was still weird doing the R-rated stuff.

KIMMEL:
Was it weird for you to smoke from a bong?

GOMEZ:
Yeah. I'd never done it before.

KIMMEL:
You never got high before? Are you sure you're a real Hollywood child star?

GOMEZ:
Well I've definitely tried weed and smoked joints before, but never from a bong.


AUDIENCE CHUCKLES


GOMEZ:
I just remember thinking how weird it was on set. One minute I'm at the Disney channel waving around a magic wand and now, I'm on a bed in a some strange motel getting tagged by three guys while high as a kite. I'm like, oh god. My career is going right on track.

KIMMEL:
You see, this is what Hollywood does to people.


AUDIENCE LAUGHS


GOMEZ:
No. But it was fun.

KIMMEL:
What about the vibrator? Did you feel comfortable with it?

GOMEZ:
Yeah. They actually had to teach me how to use it and show me the ropes during my gangbang scene.

KIMMEL:
Who did?

GOMEZ:
The girls. My co-stars.

KIMMEL:
Oh. You mean Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson? And what did they show you exactly?

GOMEZ:
Well. It was a pretty wild time on set. Ashley had arranged for us to score some extra potent weed that very same afternoon and we were as high as kites and feeling super lazy. So much so that I couldn't even work the sex toy for my scene. So Vanessa ended up doing the scene for me.


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KIMMEL:
She did?

GOMEZ:
Sure. She showed me how to use the vibrator before she took on the three guys on the bed and showed them who was boss.

KIMMEL:
And how did she do?

GOMEZ:
Great. It clearly wasn't her first time taking on a room full of guys. In fact she claimed that she and Ashley Tisdale did that sort of thing all the time, especially in their High School Musical days.


AUDIENCE GASPS


KIMMEL:
Really?

GOMEZ:
Absolutely. They apparently do that sort of thing all the time when they vacation down in Mexico once or twice a year.

KIMMEL:
Interesting.

GOMEZ:
I know right. She invited me to come along next time. I might actually do it.

KIMMEL:
Maybe you should invite your other friends like Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus along as well?

GOMEZ:
Sure. Why not. Maybe.

KIMMEL:
What about Benson? Did she do anything in that motel room?

GOMEZ:
Meh. She was just as stoned as we were and simply sat in the corner masturbated furiously to the show.

KIMMEL:
With the same vibrator?

GOMEZ:
Yeah. I know it probably sounds sick, but at the time it was pretty hot knowing she was jamming the same toy inside her ass that had been inside my mouth and inside Vanessa's pussy minutes earlier.

KIMMEL:
In her ass?


SELENA COVERS HER MOUTH


GOMEZ:
Oops. Oh shit. I probably shouldn't have said that right now. She's going to kill me.


JIMMY LAUGHS


KIMMEL:
And you guys simply watched Vanessa do her thing, and get gangbanged by three guys?

GOMEZ:
Sure did. Vanessa is a true exhibitionist. So she was clearly getting off on performing on us, and ended up getting DP'ed and sodomized by the boys before they finally came all over me.

KIMMEL:
Wait. They came all over you?


AUDIENCE CHUCKLES


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GOMEZ:
Yeah. Vanessa was adamant that no one should waste perfectly good semen. So she made me lie down on the edge of the bed while they went at it, and I opened my mouth and played with myself as the guys took turns whacking off directly over my face and came all over me.

KIMMEL:
Wow. I can't wait to see this movie.


AUDIENCE APPLAUDS


GOMEZ:
Yeah. It was pretty intense. I don't know how much of it they're going to put in the actual film, but the DVD extra's are going to amazing.

KIMMEL:
And so I guess Benson missed out?

GOMEZ:
Huh?

KIMMEL:
With you and Vanessa hogging all the fun in that room?

GOMEZ:
Oh, not at all. Later when I received all my loads I went over and made her kiss me on the mouth.

KIMMEL:
Damn. That sounds kind of hot.

GOMEZ:
It was. Especially since she ended up cleaning my face with her tongue and then came all over the vibrator.

KIMMEL:
The one that was in her ass?

GOMEZ:
Yep. She really seems to respond to double penetration. So while she plunged the toy in her butt I made sure to stuff two of my fingers inside her pussy as we kissed. That really got her motor running.

KIMMEL:
You know this is the kind of project that the tabloids would have a field day with. Usually they'd take a freeze frame from the set and try to run with it.

GOMEZ:
Oh gosh. Right. Right.

KIMMEL:
And say things like...look at her, she's a damaged little pot-junky who was molested as a kid, etc.


SELENA APPEARS OFFENDED BRIEFLY


GOMEZ:
Well now that you say that, you're giving them ideas.

KIMMEL:
Ah, but no. You see in a way I've reversed it. Now that it's out there, there's no story. And you're welcome.


AUDIENCE LAUGHS


GOMEZ:
Err. Okay?

KIMMEL:
Well anyway, it's good to see you again. Her movie comes out in theater's tomorrow. Selena Gomez everyone.


FADE TO COMMERCIAL



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X42
10-14-2012, 08:41 PM
There's something about this that actually works! In premise you might not think so, but it really turned out incredibly well. Of course it helps having seen the actual interview so I was able to recognize the original material and was impressed at just how well you weaved it all together. It flows seemlessly and seriously not once did I feel like it wasn't commentary and/or questions that Kimmel would actually make. You did great with this and I'm a fan of this unique style. Having Selena (with Ashley and Vanessa) be the subject of it not only makes it hard to go wrong, but only serves to make it significantly better. in short, best interview ever... so far at least.

TPG
10-14-2012, 09:03 PM
Thanks X42. Yeah, they're real fun to create. I just hope people get a kick out of reading them as much as I do writing them.

Chitown
10-16-2012, 10:02 AM
Thanks X42. Yeah, they're real fun to create. I just hope people get a kick out of reading them as much as I do writing them.


I know I do

TPG
10-16-2012, 04:30 PM
Thanks, Chitown. Much appreciated.