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    fanfiction Star Wars: Padma's Pussy

    Star Wars: Padme's Pussy
    (MMF, exh, orgy, rp, bdsm, ws, sci-fi, parody)
    by TheKnecht (theknecht@yahoo.com)

    ***

    I have written a pornographic (and I hope, very funny)
    parody of the Star Wars series, mainly starring Padme
    Amidala. Hope you like it!

    ***

    I wrote this story because of the (maybe soon to be
    corrected) lack of sexual net fantasies about Padme
    Amidala (played very prettily by Natalie Portman). I saw
    that Star Wars movie (Episode II) and I knew I wanted to
    fuck her. So that's why I am writing this story. I hope
    you like it. Or maybe you'll think I'm a geek and a
    wanker. One of those two things is true. And I while I do
    not admit it in polite company, I'm not ashamed of it
    either.

    So without further ado, lets start my story of semi-
    random mixed plot pieces from Episode I and II (with
    random bits of others strewn in): Warning: gratuitous and
    often totally senseless sex has been added liberally to
    the plot. Since unlike some other Star Wars parodists I
    don't feel very turned on by gay sex, lovely Padme will
    have to bear the brunt of it all.

    Chapter 1

    Throne room of Naboo, Queen Amidala is sitting
    resplendent in her complicated robes. As the camera runs
    around her, we note (unless we are distracted by her
    impressive hairdo) that she does not wear any panties. In
    fact, her bottom is bare (though a flowing skirt of white
    fabric hides her lower legs, so you have to buy the video
    and watch it twice to see
    it at this point).

    One of Amidala's handmaidens enters. She looks just like
    Amidala and so might just be a poster child for the
    'Clone Gals'-Episode. She wears very thin, flimsy robes,
    which do not hide her lusty body, but since she is just a
    minor character, the camera does not dwell long on her
    curves. Still, fan sites about her spring up all over the
    net, who later start flame wars with 'official' Amidala
    fan sites fighting over who is more beautiful and has
    cooler action figures. After all, George Fucas'
    'Handmaiden Padme The Other One'-figure even has a nice
    plastic collar making her look really submissive and
    handmaidenish when she wears it.

    Well, anyway: 'Padme The Other One' bows before her queen
    and announces that two Jedi have arrived who are coming
    her to protect her from the dark forces of the Evil Porn
    Trade Federation.

    A door sighs open dramatically (which has cost about half
    a million Dollars from the CGI-Budget which should better
    instead have been spent to digitally remove the nose hair
    visible on that alien in scene 45). Two Jedi in long,
    simple robes enter the throne room.

    Qui-Dong (bows): Your majesty! I am Qui-Dong, Jedi
    master, and this here is my paddawan, Anakid Skyfucker.

    Queen Amidala (rubbing her bottom on the masturbation
    ridge set into her throne): Oh, that's nice. Does that
    mean you're banging him?

    Qui-Dong (smiles enigmatically): Only when no beautiful
    lady like you is around.

    Queen Amidala (smiles lustily): You Jedi. Always quick
    with your words - or with your lightsabers. You could
    fuck one of my handmaidens if you want, only that it
    would be me in disguise. I do that a lot in these movies.
    Its such an amusing plot device and it allows you to bang
    just about anyone.

    Thinking of plot devices: Speak young paddawan! You look
    like George Fucas gave you an important line, which
    sounds like shit but is immensely important for the
    story.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Uh, ah... Actually I just want to fuck
    you.

    Queen Amidala (laughs, but in a nice way. We see her tits
    sway under her robe): Sure. But I fear I have to refuse
    you.

    Anakid Skyfucker (angry): Why? Everyone is fucking you!

    Queen Amidala: Yes. Of course - I have to 'get my rocks
    off' too, after all! But they're minor characters in our
    love story. It's too early in the movie for us to have
    sex.

    Anakid Skyfucker (even angrier, grabbing his crotch where
    we see the bulge of a mighty, active lightsaber in his
    pants): No! I want to fuck you right now. The power of
    the Fuck is strong in me!

    Qui-Dong (slaps him lightly): Remember your manners
    Anakid! Do I have to pour ice water down your pants
    again?

    Anakid Skyfucker (sheepishly): No master.

    Qui-Dong: And anyway, she's your daughter. Oh, no, wait,
    that was the other movie, that other chick who looks just
    like her, though she's played by Carrie Fischer, instead
    of Natalie Portman.

    Queen Amidala: Leia's one hot babe too, as well. I copied
    my hairdos from her, you know? I still think she didn't
    have enough nudity in her movies, however. She should
    have been banging that Wookie all the time!

    Qui-Dong: Anyway, Anakid, fucking or not fucking Amidala
    here is a deep moral dilemma for you. For you must know:
    She is your future wife.

    Anakid Skywalker: How sick!

    Qui-Dong: Beware of the seduction of the Dark Side of the
    Fuck! It lures you with easy promises, offers to get you
    off easy. But sometimes, you just have to do what you
    have to do!

    Queen Amidala: Could we just finish that part? I'm
    getting irritated, since no one has boned me for over a
    scene now. You've wanted to say you are going to protect
    me from...?

    Qui-Dong: The Evil Porn Trade Federation.

    Queen Amidala: Oh! You are sure? They made me some very
    good offers to star in a couple bukkake movies. But I had
    to decline. Getting all the cum out of my impressive
    hairdo's takes a lot of time offstage, and I can't stand
    that! They've been after me since then.

    Qui-Dong: Exactly. And they are Democrats too. That's why
    we have been sent by the G.O.P. (the Grand Ole Phuckers,
    also known as the Jedi Council) to take you away from
    this planet. We will be going to some places from the
    original movies, fuck around some, and eventually get
    back here.

    Queen Amidala: That sounds fine. I could use some sex
    right now.

    Qui-Dong: And it gives Anakid here more chances to get
    all hot over you while secretly wanking off to your
    publicity centerfold photos.

    Queen Amidala: Make sure he gets the one where I'm all
    bent over the throne! The Jedi leave the throne room. We
    see Amidala being approached by an otherwise unimportant
    bodyguard officer who is obviously hung like a horse. The
    camera fades as we hear Amidala shouting things like
    "Yeah, you bastard! Give it to me! Deeper!" and "Oh! The
    possibilities for cross-merchandising!"


    Chapter 2

    The camera opens onto a shot of Coruscants skyline. It's
    a mighty piece of CGI, which the author of these lines
    would like to have hanging on his wall. and it just gets
    better in Episode II. But this here is a porn story, so
    the camera moves on to the Senate of the Republic, this
    one huge bowl-shaped building with all the floating small
    bowls.

    Queen Amidala stands in one of the small bowls, giving a
    lecture to the senate. She wears a cool bodice, which
    pushes, up her already pert little breasts. One of her
    handmaidens can be seen to rub her pussy through a slit
    in her robes if you look closely. She is splendid, a
    tight, recently fucked aristocratic young girl who is
    obviously teetering on the brink of another orgasm, but
    is valiantly striving to do her duty despite the big
    hairdo and the weird makeup.

    Queen Amidala: Dear Senators...

    George Fucas: Hey, you're 'Senator Amidala' now!

    Senator Amidala: Oh, sorry. I'm just too turned on by all
    this. Do you realize that billions of people all over the
    Republic are watching this video right now?

    George Fucas: Right. And some millions of people on
    Earth.

    Senator Amidala: Oh, the cross-merchandising
    possibilities!

    George Fucas: Exact. Amidala Parfums, Amidala Gowns,
    Amidala Commemorative Plates...

    Senator Amidala: Huh? I thought we'd do something
    naughty?

    George Fucas: Well, we haven't reached the part yet were
    I'm going to let them build an army of your clones.

    Senator Amidala: Oh! Well, better not say anything about
    that then. Foreshadowing was always your strength,
    George!

    Audience: Could we just get on? We want to hear her
    speech!

    George Fucas: Pshaw. You want to see Natalie's boobs! And
    so do I. That's why I cast her for the role. That and
    because she looks a little like Carrie Fisher. Show us
    your boobs, Natalie, eh - Amidala!

    Senator Amidala: Later. Dear Senators! I come here before
    you to plead my case now. The Evil Porn Trade Federation
    is really making a nuisance out of themselves, even
    though they have strange speech patterns almost as bad as
    those of my own native Gungans...They want an exclusive
    right to my new line of Naboo porn videos: 'Naboo
    Nethers', '1000 and 1 Handmaidens' and 'Amateur Queens'.
    And because I do not want to give it to them, they have
    declared a Sex Embargo on me and my people.

    The Senate: Ooooooh! The Shame. But we can't do anything.
    We are too occupied wanking off!

    Senator Amidala: This is an outrage. My lips quiver in
    indignation. *I* can wank off and still do my duty. I'm
    really pissed off with you. And to show this, I'm going
    to piss right here into my floating bowl. Is the camera
    positioned right?

    Okay. Here I go. Amidala brushes aside her robes and we
    see her trimmed bush and pussy. She squats lightly and
    releases a yellow stream of warm piss into the floating
    bowl. She moans delightedly, but also tragically.

    The Senate: The OUTRAGE! Can we get a closer camera
    angle?

    George Fucas: I know this is going to disappoint many of
    you. You're going to say: "Well, it was a really nice
    movie up to then. Random sex, lewd comments, strange plot
    devices. And then she has to go and piss all over it. Is
    this the fetish channel?" And I'm going to say to you:
    "Fuck off!" This is my movie, my vision, and it is really
    popular with the younger watchers, so I'm not going to
    cut it from the movie. I don't do test screenings anyway.

    Qui-Dong: Now we are going to another planet. Tatooine
    this time. It's a bit out of sequence, especially as we
    are going to add other scenes from Tatooine from other
    Episodes, but bear with us. Maybe Anakid is going to shag
    the Queen
    about soon.

    Anakid Skyfucker (peeved): No. I am not going to fuck her
    until the second episode - maybe only in the third one.

    Qui-Dong: God, you're difficult. You're going to be my
    death some day.

    Anakid Skyfucker: No, that would make you Obi-Wan
    Kemosabe.

    Qui-Dong: Right you are. So I'm gonna be him from now on.
    I'm just a carbon copy of him anyway. And I get to die
    later this way.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Yes, and its going to be me who does
    you in. You are going to be relegated to a hologrammic
    existence for several episodes. That will serve you right
    for disturbing me with that barmaid on Somewhere IV. The
    Fuck was with me that night, and you blew it!

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: You have much to learn, young paddawan.
    And you are so impatient.

    Audience: Yeah, we too! We want to see him fucking
    Natalie Portman!


    Chapter 3

    A shot over the desert planet Tatooine. Amidala stands
    next to a very costly spaceship, which unlike most other
    intergalactic spaceships in these movies actually looks
    as if it has enough space inside for a bathroom and is
    somewhat
    larger than a motorcycle sidecar.

    Refugee Amidala: Why did we have to flee again?

    Qui-Dong: Because the Evil Jango Futt is trying to fuck
    you up your ass.

    Refugee Amidala: Weren't you supposed to be Obi-Wan
    Kemosabe?

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Sorry.

    Refugee Amidala: And why does the skirt of my robe keep
    blowing up?

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: I guess because they want to give the
    audience another peek at your bush. Maybe you should
    shave it. That would look nice. Like a little girl's.

    Refugee Amidala: Not that early in the movie, you old
    leech. Anyway I *am* supposed to be a little girl. Well,
    young woman anyway. Inexperienced and everything. So what
    do we do now? I've already met Anakid in this story, and
    I
    don't like pod races.

    George Fucas: But the cross-merchandising possibilities!

    Refugee Amidala: Fuck off. There's no sex in pod racing.

    George Fucas: Maybe we could arrange for two-seater...

    Refugee Amidala (pissed): Fuck you, I said. I think it
    would be much better if I got captured by Tusken Raiders
    right about now (Several Tusken Raiders whizz by on some
    strange kind of adrenaline-pumped riding animal. They
    grab Amidala by the hair and drag her out of the frame in
    a mere second).

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Ouch. That gotta hurt!

    George Fucas: And it wasn't even in my plot!

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Tough luck. Anakid!

    Anakid Skyfucker (saunters up, looking brooding): Yeah,
    what now?

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Why do you look so brooding? Oh, I
    understand. You are worried about Amidala.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Actually, I look that way because I'm
    starting to slide over to the Dark Side of the Fuck right
    about now. I'm being paid to look this wooden while doing
    it.

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Well, you *should* worry about Queen
    Amidala. She's getting raped by smelly Tusken Raiders
    about now.

    Anakid Skywalker: So? Do we get to see it?

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Of course not. This is a popcorn family
    movie.

    Anakid Skywalker (looking bored): Then why bother?

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Well, I knew you would shirk your
    duties, you lazy impatient coward. You are just afraid to
    find out that the Tusken Raiders have bigger lightsabers
    than you do. Amidala will love sucking 'em.

    Anakid Skywalker (getting really, really furious,
    whipping his lightsaber from his trousers): So? Bigger
    ones they think they have? Show them the Dark Side of the
    Fuck, I will! (storms off after the raiders)

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Has he been fucking around with Yoda
    again?


    Chapter 4

    We see a Tusken camp in the light of several moons. From
    afar, the lusty sounds of fucking can be heard, cries of
    "Yeah, you bastard! Give it to me!", "Deeper!" and "Oh!
    The possibilities of interracial sex!"

    As Anakin comes closer, his lightsaber proud and ready,
    he hears the squishing, squeaking sounds getting weaker,
    until they stop. He enters a tent by poking it with his
    erect lightsaber. Inside, we see Amidala, bent over and
    tied to some kind of wooden frame.

    She is fully naked. Her nice hairdo has been rudely used
    to tie her head back into a somewhat strained position,
    but there is a blissfully exhausted look on her face.
    Mesmerized, Anakid stares at her ass and pussy, both
    gaping wide
    open, leaking Tusken raider semen.

    C3PO (appearing from off-screen): This is not acceptable,
    Mistress Amidala!

    Raped Amidala (woozy): The hell it isn't. Those Tusken
    can really fuck!

    C3PO (electronically shocked): But this is full-frontal
    nudity! Well, full backside nudity anyway. We can't show
    that in a family movie. At least stop that cum flowing
    from your holes.

    Raped Amidala (wistful): Well, I can't. I'm tied up right
    now, you know.

    C3PO (looking shamefaced, as only a robot without real
    facial expressions can): Oh! I hadn't noticed that. I'm
    just a protocol droid. I'm not yet programmed with those
    new S/M-variants, you know.

    Raped Amidala (bored): Yeah, yeah. Untie me please. I'm
    getting tired here, and I need my hands to rub my pussy,
    you know. I also believe it is soon time for me to change
    my title again.

    C3PO moves forward, but Anakid, fumingly silent so far
    (as in 'very silent but about to show that he's not a
    happy camper') cuts him off.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Hey, droid, get away from her! I don't
    care if you're 'fully functional'. I'm gonna fuck her
    now!

    Raped Amidala: No you don't. We have got to flee now.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Ah, shit! Can't someone take me
    seriously and let me do what I want? I am going to be the
    biggest Jedi ever, and I want to shove my throbbing
    lightsaber up your pink snatch! I wanna, wanna, wanna!

    Raped Amidala: Later maybe. I love you, kind of, but I'm
    not going to tell you until chapter 7. So untie me,
    someone. We have got to leave. The Stargate will be
    closing soon.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Oh well, I have given up on disagreeing
    with you. Uh? The... the 'Stargate'? I didn't know that
    Goerge Fucas had the rights to that one!

    Freed Amidala (massaging her wrists and pussy): He
    doesn't. That's why it's going to be closed soon. We have
    to go to Geonosis so we can get into a real big fuckup in
    the droid factory. I'm going to have sex with tentacled
    horror.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Oh well. But I'm still angry. You go
    ahead. Use the Fuck to keep the Stargate open or
    something. I will show those Tusken Raiders what a
    lighstaber is like. Including the men and children.

    C3PO: Better censor that last bit.

    Anakid Skyfucker: I'm evil. Deal with it.


    Chapter 5

    We see Amidala and Anakid tumbling through a closing
    Stargate portal into a crowded factory, which at the same
    time looks a bit like the interior of a Death Star,
    depending on which set the characters are in right then.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Whew. That was as close and tight as
    the asshole of a Mos Eisly whore!

    Freed Amidala: So? You better watch your words around me.
    I'm Lady Amidala again now. Look at me, I'm wearing a
    white cape, and you can see my nipples through the
    spandex suit I wear under it.

    Anakid Skyfucker (touches and twiddles one of her nipples
    through the fabric): Yeah. And that's pretty nice. I'm
    getting all turned on again. Lets fuck.

    Lady Amidala (moaning as he touches her, then backing
    off): Anakid! You know this isn't right. At least not
    yet. We still have to go through a harrowing separation.

    Anakid Skyfucker: We aren't even married yet!

    Lady Amidala: Sigh. I mean I have to go with Han here, to
    keep my appointment with that thing in the garbage chute.
    You know, from the other episode. Only that this time its
    going to do *me* and its going to be X-rated.

    Anakid Skyfucker: So I'm going to miss the best part
    again! I think you are trying to cheat me. And what is
    Han Sucko doing here anyway? He is not supposed to be in
    this episode!

    Lady Amidala: He needed the money. He has to pay off
    Jabba the Butt so he agreed to come again.

    Han Sucko: I'm good at coming.

    Lady Amidala (putting Han Sucko's arm around her so that
    he squeezes her tit): Yeah, and he had such a hard time
    getting the girl in the first trilogy that I'm going to
    show him how its done on Naboo. So be a good boy, Anakid
    and go that way, we will go this way.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Fuck.


    Chapter 6

    Amidala and Sucko slink down a corridor, trying to hide
    from highly sophisticated surveillance gear by walking on
    tiptoes. Stopping at a corner, Amidala kneels down to
    look around the bend. Sucko goes down behind her and
    slips his hand inside her trousers, rubbing her clit from
    down behind.

    Padme: Oooh, that's good.

    Han Sucko: Ain't you Lady Amidala anymore? You change
    clothes awfully fast, Lady.

    Padme: You bet. I'm just Padme to those I let fuck me.

    Han Sucko (pulling her trousers down over her ass):
    Hehee! Well, bet that looser Skyfucker doesn't call you
    Padme.

    Padme (dropping down on her hands, rising her bare ass up
    to Han's questing lightsaber): No, but he's kind of cute.
    I guess I will allow him to knock me up soon.

    Han Sucko (showing his member deep into Padme's ass,
    making her squeal): So? I'll never understand women.

    Padme: Ouch. That hurt. You could have at least fingered
    me there before you shoved that Wookie-sized thing inside
    me. Yeah, deeper! Well, you see, I think two more
    children will make for some nice incest options. I'm all
    for fucking the shit out of Carrie Fisher, especially if
    she is my daughter.

    Han Sucko: I can't agree more. Fucking both generations
    is just in my alley. I'm known to be a fearsome guy with
    the lightsaber, a knight without reproach, so to speak.
    (hesitates a moment) Uh oh, here come the security
    droids. That's it for me. You are not paying me enough
    for that (he exists off screen, leaving Padme just at the
    brink of an orgasm, and very much fuming at the
    interruption).

    Strange White skinned Animal: Hey, you droids! Can you
    help me get off? I really need it right now!

    Security Droid: This is very irregular.

    Strange White skinned Animal: Yeah, whatever. You got a
    nice manipulator-arm there. Mind fisting me? I could
    arrange some really good datalink porn for you in return!

    Security Droid: I think I will just drop this down the
    garbage chute (lifts Amidala up, gripping her left foot.
    She dangles in the air, semi-nude, her arms waving and
    her other leg splayed to the side. Even in this desperate
    situation, she always manages to keep at least one hand
    frantically rubbing her clit, showing that she's a real
    Naboo woman).

    Amidala (falling down a garbage chute): Damn. At least
    I'm going to get some *real* stuffing right about now.
    She falls into a big garbage pile composed mostly of
    clothing, used bedsheets and used condoms. She intently
    awaits the arrival of the 'tentacled horror who rapes
    little queens' (as her mum told her). It doesn't come.
    She waits a little longer, getting intensely frustrated.
    Finally she occupies her time by sucking the cum from the
    various used condoms and trying to identify the species.

    Amidala (smacking her lips): Hmmmh! That one was
    definitely Wookie. Strong and spicy. But (*sigh*), I
    really would like to get fucked by something big now.
    Anybody here to help me?

    C3PO (calling over the comlink): Mistress Amidala? Is
    that you?

    Amidala: C3PO! Bless your steel hard lightsaber! Can you
    help me?

    C3PO: Yes, of course. Just wait, I'm going to come down
    and give you the boning - eh, the intercourse - of your
    life!

    Amidala: Don't be silly. I need something *real*. Open
    the doors that connect the garbage chute to the
    'tentacled horror' playroom. Come'on, I really need it. I
    have not hinted at my nymphomaniac nature all the movie
    for nothing!

    C3PO 'plugs' himself into the computers (who needs
    astrogator droids if you have an electric lightsaber)
    and, quite peeved, opens the necessary connections. While
    he fumes, sound drifts in over the intercom: "Yeah, you
    bastard! Give it to me!", "Deeper!" and "Oh! The
    possibilities of being fucked airtight in all ho....
    mmmmmphhhh!"

    C3PO: Oh well, if the bitch wants to be mean to me, lets
    see how she likes a little pressure (he switches on the
    garbage pile press and walks away).


    Chapter 7

    We see Anakid Skyfucker wandering along the empty
    corridors. His lightsaber is out, but obviously not at
    the ready. His brooding face is rather self-indulgent,
    kind of like a little boy who wants to go podracing but
    is forced to stay home, or like a young Jedi who is not
    allowed to fuck his queen's cunt.

    Finally he remembers that he's inside an enemy
    stronghold, and whacks a Stormtrooper over the
    head/helmet as he comes around the corner. For once not
    thinking impulsively with his lightsaber, the young
    Anakid begins undressing the Stormtrooper to take his
    armor. He finds out that its in fact a pretty blonde
    women with nice curves.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Well, if that isn't a sign. Fuck
    Amidala - for now. I'm going to have some fun with this
    Empire soldier (he begins to pull down her Stormtrooper
    (TM) panties)! Suddenly a holographic vision appears next
    to him.

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Anakid! What did I tell you about not
    fucking around with the enemy?

    Anakid Skyfucker: Hey, why do you always spoil my fun!
    It's enough for a man to lose his lightsaber energy. And
    you're not dead yet anyway, so what are you doing here?

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: You are not ready for the Dark Side of
    the Fuck just yet. Anyway, you'd be fucking one of your
    future employees if you do her, so cut it out!

    Anakid Skyfucker: Okay, okay, that wouldn't be ethical, I
    agree. But what do I have to do to get laid around here?
    Become some kind of dark-armored creep with a strange
    wheezing voice or what?

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: That would be a good idea. Bet you
    could impress your daughter Leia with it. She really
    liked you, back in the old - eh, the new, the later...
    those episodes. She just wouldn't let you on how hot and
    wet she was for a big guy named 'Darth'.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Yeah, but its kinda hard waiting.

    Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Then put on that armor and follow my
    directions to the cell block. Anakid puts on the
    Stormtrooper uniform made of high-impact plastic, which
    never stopped a laser beam in any episode, but looks
    really cool. He then makes his way to the cell block,
    exchanging dirty handsigns with the guards who assume he
    is just 'going to have some fun'. He enters the cell
    where Prisoner Amidala is held. She is lying on a bench,
    her long white robes unstained and virginal (Yeah, right,
    are we talking about the same person?).

    Prisoner Amidala: Huh? Who are you? That young and
    already with the Stormtroopers?

    Anakid Skyfucker: Huh? Oh, the helmet. It's me, Anakid.
    And stop calling me little, small, young or anything like
    that. I have the biggest lightsaber this side of the Dark
    Side of the Fuck!

    Prisoner Amidala: Ah, yes, I should have read the new
    script. I was expecting Lukie Skyfucker, our son. I guess
    this is a good moment for me to tell you that I love you.

    Anakid Skyfucker: You do? I never asked for that. I just
    wanted to fuck you.

    Prisoner Amidala: Well, you can't get the one without the
    other. I'm a very traditional girl when I'm not on a
    nymphomaniac binge. I'm now going to give you a proof of
    our everlasting relationship.

    Anakid Skyfucker: You are going to kiss me?

    Prisoner Amidala: Of course not, Anakid. You have such
    quaint, provincial attitude! Must come from you being
    born on Tatooine. No. I'm going to give you a good
    blowjob (she pulls opens his Stormtrooper genital cup).

    Anakid Skyfucker: Well, I'm not going to complain. But I
    wonder if you will do it as well as mom.

    Audience: God, Incest everywhere. We are disgusted. What
    next?

    Prisoner Amidala (running her red lips sensuously over
    Anakids growing lightsaber, then sucking it deeply into
    her mouth, moving her slurping lips back and forth over
    it, etc...): Mmmmmhhh, Slurrrrrppppp. Delichous....

    Anakid Skyfucker: Anyway, how did you escape the garbage
    press?

    Prisoner Amidala: Oh, shad wash eashy (*Slurp*). When in
    dansher, my boobiesh can grow to twishe (*Yummm*) their
    sishe. It's a Naboo thing. Looksh a bit ridiculous, like
    having two shmall melonsh (*Slurp*) on your chest, but it
    kept the wallsh apart long enough for C3PO to get over
    hish huff. Now be a good (*Slurp*) boy and enjoy thish.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Ohh, that's good! Well, now I know why
    you keep your hair styled in buns over your ears like
    that (he grabs her by the hair). Really helps with
    pushing you back and forth on my tool (starts fucking her
    face in earnest).

    Prisoner Amidala: Mmmmmmhh, canmmmt breathhheeee... (gets
    brutally chokefucked) If you keep thish (*Urgs*) up I'm
    gonna be dead (*Choke*) by Episode IV!

    Anakid Skyfucker: No need to breathe! I am sensing a
    strong disturbance in the Fuck! I'm about to blast off!
    He cums violently, spurting big amounts of warm semen
    into Amidala's belly. As he finally withdraws slowly,
    still leaking large amounts of cum, Amidala chokes and
    sputters a bit at first, but then starts smearing the
    sticky white stuff all over her face and breasts, which
    are gratuitously visible through her sweat-stained silk
    blouse.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Why do you do that, Padme? May I call
    you Padme?

    Padme Amidala: Sure, Anakid. And its good for the skin,
    that's why I spread your cum all over my face. Plus it
    makes the scene longer, thus giving George Fucas more
    time to come up with ideas for what to do in Episode III.

    Anakid Skyfucker: Well, I know what I am going to do now.
    I'm going to knock you up with twins now! The camera
    fades. We hear Anakids grunts and Amidala's moans: "Yeah,
    you bastard! Give it to me!", "Deeper!" and "Oh! The
    possibilities of being impregnated by the Dark Side of
    the Fuck!"

    The End (For Now)

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    haha, awesome!! All it needs now is a live studio audience and your set!!

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