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    fanfiction "Twitter Feed" with multiple celebrities


    with various celebrities
    created by TPG
    codes: fake social media, texting, voyeurism
    disclaimer: these FICTIONAL twitter posts were written for entertainment purposes only
    A/N: Figured I'd have some fun with some fake Social Media posts.






    WTF?! Just found out my brother is sending nude pix of me to his friends! #busted #pervert
    @DebbyRyan

    OMG! I just walked in on my sister giving head to our next door neighbor!! Don't think they saw me.
    @AJMichalka

    Sometimes when I think about my co-stars I just can't stop masturbating.
    @AshleyTisdale

    Don't let a pretty face fool you. You don't want to know what I'm doing right now. #Porn #TubeSitesFTW
    @SelenaGomez

    There's this old guy at work I hate, but I blew him because he has a huge cock!! I can't wait to do it again next week.
    @LizGillies

    @DaniellaMonet I can't believe we've had sex on the Victorious set every day this week, and no one suspects a thing?!
    @VictoriaJustice

    I hope you enjoy that little clip I sent you. There's a lot more where that came from sis!
    @VanessaHudgens

    Sometimes I could spend the entire day just lying around in bed frigging myself senseless. #TGIF
    @BellaThorne

    Is it wrong that I enjoy spying on my sister in the shower? Her boobs are PERFECT! #DontJudgeMe
    @AshleeSimpson

    I want to fuck my sisters boyfriend SO bad! Ugh. Decisions, decisions. #Frustrated
    @StellaHudgens

    Honestly, anal is overrated. But you know what they say.. practice makes perfect!!
    @EmilyOsment

    Lick it. Snort it. Suck it. Fuck it! Yep. That just about sums up my weekend!
    @KristenStewart

    A producer recently hinted that giving him #head wouldn't hurt my chances of landing an audition. Should I do it?
    @AshleyBenson

    @JessicaAlba Aren't you sick of using that nasty old rabbit vibe I bought you years ago? Get with the times girlfriend!
    @RosarioDawson

    Usually I just pretend to be asleep when my nephew sneaks into my room and jacks off all over my tits.
    @MorenaBaccarin

    Can you get pregnant if someone cums in your ass? Just asking for a friend. #blushing
    @JessicaSimpson

    Just found out that two of my friends routinely #69 each other. Hmm. Interesting. Very interesting. #jealous
    @ChloeMoretz

    If people only knew some of the depraved thoughts that cross my mind. Sometimes I scare myself.
    @McKaylaMaroney

    What is it they say about Greek women: they love it from behind? I have to agree. #DoggystyleFTW
    @MariaMenounos

    I can't believe I just got my rocks off in the back of a taxi! Reason #243 why I love Paris.
    @ScarlettJohansson

    Sometimes I wish I could just blow every single one of my loyal fans out there. Grateful. #hornyAF
    @OliviaMunn







    Just found out that my mom used to date my boyfriend! Can't stop thinking about it. Strangely fascinated? #twisted
    @MileyCyrus

    Once gave a blow job to my best friend's agent during a #castingcall. He likes to bring up every chance he gets.
    @BlakeLively

    @ElizaDushku OMG. If you get those tickets for tonight's show I'll literally stick my tongue in your ass!! #worthit
    @JessicaBiel

    My bestfriend dared me that I couldn't make her BF cum in my mouth. Boy did I have egg on my face! #goodgirlsswallow
    @OliviaHolt

    Just because I don't do bad things doesn't mean I don't have bad thoughts. #lovemytoys
    @KristinKreuk

    My brother and his friends spy on me through my window all the time, but I still sleep naked. Kinda turns me on : )
    @AnnaSophiaRobb

    Why are guys so obsessed with my lips? I've been propositioned at least three times this week! #tempted
    @MirandaCosgrove

    @EmilyOsment Accidentally overheard my mom having #phonesex this morning! Have to admit it was kind of hot :P
    @MileyCyrus

    If I catch one more guy staring at my tits today, I'm gunna take them out and mash them in his face! #dontpushme
    @ArielWinter

    WHO do I have to BLOW on this jet to get some service already? #milehighclub
    @ElizaDushku

    @ArianaGrande We should definitely do that again! I don't think those guys knew what hit them! #voyeur #FFMMM
    @DaniellaMonet

    I'm so horny right now I could scream!! I guess it's time to plug in the Hitachi again.
    @EvaLongoria

    I'm so sick of guys ejaculating all over my tits! I have a mouth too you know. #justsaying
    @ChristinaHendricks

    Just because I call you daddy during sex doesn't mean I have daddy issue okay?
    @EmmaRoberts

    Found several photos of my sister giving head. I can't stop thinking about it... #sexyAF
    @KylieJenner

    I think I officially have a girl crush on KristinKruek. I might have to visit her trailer tomorrow and show her some appreciation.
    @LauraVandervoort

    Whenever I go to my BFF's house all she wants to do is GIVE me head. I might actually let her do it next time. #curious
    @PeytonList

    After I said goodnight to my folks I realized there was semen on my sweater. #awkward
    @DoveCameron

    Last night I was so horny I would've said and done almost anything for a hard cock! #wetAF
    @KatyPerry

    What's that saying... once you go black? so true. #confirmation #deepthroat
    @JosieCanseco






    @LauraVandervoort Had a great time last night. Too bad you play my daughter on TV. Could be fun?
    @MorenaBaccarin

    I just spent most of the morning thinking about blowing my dad's best friend. Hmm. #daddyissues
    @AvaSambora

    @JennaEzarik God I love that new vibrating app on my #iphone! You should get it sis. Give me a buzz later :P
    @iJustine

    Just because I'm home schooled don't mean I don't know when to #swallow
    @DemiLovato

    Can't believe my own step-brother just tried to blackmail me for sex! Don't know if I should upset or flattered?
    @YvonneStrahovski

    Just cause I don't wear panties doesn't make me a whore.
    @HaileeSteinfeld

    Great! NOW the batteries decide to die? Ugh. I guess its back to the old fashion way. #fingersFTW
    @TaylorMomsen

    @PeytonList OMFG! That was crazy! I can't believe no one noticed you under the table XOXO
    @DebbyRyan

    Feeling tired and bored. Miss LA. Might just rub one out before going to bed. 'night guys! #fingerbang
    @AvrilLavigne

    I really should stop drinking. I always wake up naked the next morning with a strange taste in my mouth.
    @StellaHudgens

    @OliviaMunn I can't believe I was late for my #photoshoot cause we were too busy having phone sex
    @EmmyRossum

    Live by the cock, die by the cock #SuperHorny
    @MadisonBeer

    I feel naked when I leave the house without my cell phone. #Selfies
    @HilaryDuff

    FYI. A blow job does NOT count as sex... at least not in Hollywood :P #BJ
    @JessicaAlba

    @SelenaGomez I just love the expression you make when you cum!! Miss you so much. #BFF
    @DemiLovato

    @MilaKunis God damn you have an amazing tongue. One day it's going to get the rest of your body in trouble.
    @NataliePortman

    Just realized I'm alone with JessicaAlba in this Vegas bathroom! Should I make a move? #Nervous&Wet
    @EmmyRossum






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    different but still amazing and hot

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    Different yes, but very creative and I certainly liked it. All of them well thought out, many of them hot and some actually made me laugh. Well done TPG.

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    hehe, yeah I figure since - we all know when it comes to Jess - she's not exactly the sharpest knife in the draw. It was real fun creating those. In fact it was hard narrowing them down cause at last count I had at least 100 of them - but I finally decided to just go with about half that amount.

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