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    fanfiction "Twitter Feed" with multiple celebrities

    With various celebrities
    Created by TPG
    CODES: fake social media, texting, voyeurism
    DISCLAIMER: these FICTIONAL twitter posts were written for entertainment purposes only
    A/N: Figured I'd have some fun with some fake Social Media posts

    WTF?! Just found out my brother is sending nude pix of me to his friends! #busted #pervert

    OMG! I just walked in on my sister giving head to our next door neighbor!! Don't think they saw me.

    Sometimes when I think about my co-stars I just can't stop masturbating.

    Don't let a pretty face fool you. You don't want to know what I'm doing right now. #Porn #TubeSitesFTW

    There's this old guy at work I hate, but I blew him because he has a huge cock!! I can't wait to do it again next week.

    @DaniellaMonet I can't believe we've had sex on the Victorious set every day this week, and no one suspects a thing?!

    I hope you enjoy that little clip I sent you. There's a lot more where that came from sis!

    Sometimes I could spend the entire day just lying around in bed frigging myself senseless. #TGIF

    Is it wrong that I enjoy spying on my sister in the shower? Her boobs are PERFECT! #DontJudgeMe

    I want to fuck my sisters boyfriend SO bad! Ugh. Decisions, decisions. #Frustrated

    Honestly, anal is overrated. But you know what they say.. practice makes perfect!!

    Lick it. Snort it. Suck it. Fuck it! Yep. That just about sums up my weekend!

    A producer recently hinted that giving him #head wouldn't hurt my chances of landing an audition. Should I do it?

    @JessicaAlba Aren't you sick of using that nasty old rabbit vibe I bought you years ago? Get with the times girlfriend!

    Usually I just pretend to be asleep when my nephew sneaks into my room and jacks off all over my tits.

    Can you get pregnant if someone cums in your ass? Just asking for a friend. #blushing

    Just found out that two of my friends routinely #69 each other. Hmm. Interesting. Very interesting. #jealous

    If people only knew some of the depraved thoughts that cross my mind. Sometimes I scare myself.

    What is it they say about Greek women: they love it from behind? I have to agree. #DoggystyleFTW

    I can't believe I just got my rocks off in the back of a taxi! Reason #243 why I love Paris.

    Sometimes I wish I could just blow every single one of my loyal fans out there. Grateful. #hornyAF

    Just found out that my mom used to date my boyfriend! Can't stop thinking about it. Strangely fascinated? #twisted

    Once gave a blow job to my best friend's agent during a #castingcall. He likes to bring up every chance he gets.

    @ElizaDushku OMG. If you get those tickets for tonight's show I'll literally stick my tongue in your ass!! #worthit

    My bestfriend dared me that I couldn't make her BF cum in my mouth. Boy did I have egg on my face! #goodgirlsswallow

    Just because I don't do bad things doesn't mean I don't have bad thoughts. #lovemytoys

    My brother and his friends spy on me through my window all the time, but I still sleep naked. Kinda turns me on : )

    Why are guys so obsessed with my lips? I've been propositioned at least three times this week! #tempted

    @EmilyOsment Accidentally overheard my mom having #phonesex this morning! Have to admit it was kind of hot :P

    If I catch one more guy staring at my tits today, I'm gunna take them out and mash them in his face! #dontpushme

    WHO do I have to BLOW on this jet to get some service already? #milehighclub

    @ArianaGrande We should definitely do that again! I don't think those guys knew what hit them! #voyeur #FFMMM

    I'm so horny right now I could scream!! I guess it's time to plug in the Hitachi again.

    I'm so sick of guys ejaculating all over my tits! I have a mouth too you know. #justsaying

    Just because I call you daddy during sex doesn't mean I have daddy issue okay?

    Found several photos of my sister giving head. I can't stop thinking about it... #sexyAF

    I think I officially have a girl crush on KristinKruek. I might have to visit her trailer tomorrow and show her some appreciation.

    Whenever I go to my BFF's house all she wants to do is GIVE me head. I might actually let her do it next time. #curious

    After I said goodnight to my folks I realized there was semen on my sweater. #awkward

    Last night I was so horny I would've said and done almost anything for a hard cock! #wetAF

    What's that saying... once you go black? so true. #confirmation #deepthroat

    @LauraVandervoort Had a great time last night. Too bad you play my daughter on TV. Could be fun?

    I just spent most of the morning thinking about blowing my dad's best friend. Hmm. #daddyissues

    @JennaEzarik God I love that new vibrating app on my #iphone! You should get it sis. Give me a buzz later :P

    Just because I'm home schooled don't mean I don't know when to #swallow

    Can't believe my own step-brother just tried to blackmail me for sex! Don't know if I should upset or flattered?

    Just cause I don't wear panties doesn't make me a whore.

    Great! NOW the batteries decide to die? Ugh. I guess its back to the old fashion way. #fingersFTW

    @PeytonList OMFG! That was crazy! I can't believe no one noticed you under the table XOXO

    Feeling tired and bored. Miss LA. Might just rub one out before going to bed. 'night guys! #fingerbang

    I really should stop drinking. I always wake up naked the next morning with a strange taste in my mouth.

    @OliviaMunn I can't believe I was late for my #photoshoot cause we were too busy having phone sex

    Live by the cock, die by the cock #SuperHorny

    I feel naked when I leave the house without my cell phone. #Selfies

    FYI. A blow job does NOT count as sex... at least not in Hollywood :P #BJ

    @SelenaGomez I just love the expression you make when you cum!! Miss you so much. #BFF

    @MilaKunis God damn you have an amazing tongue. One day it's going to get the rest of your body in trouble.

    Just realized I'm alone with JessicaAlba in this Vegas bathroom! Should I make a move? #Nervous&Wet

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    different but still amazing and hot

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    Different yes, but very creative and I certainly liked it. All of them well thought out, many of them hot and some actually made me laugh. Well done TPG.

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    hehe, yeah I figure since - we all know when it comes to Jess - she's not exactly the sharpest knife in the draw. It was real fun creating those. In fact it was hard narrowing them down cause at last count I had at least 100 of them - but I finally decided to just go with about half that amount.

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