With various celebrities
Created by TPG
CODES: fake social media, texting, voyeurism
DISCLAIMER: these FICTIONAL twitter posts were written for entertainment purposes only
A/N: Figured I'd have some fun with some fake Social Media posts








WTF?! Just found out my brother is sending nude pix of me to his friends! #busted #pervert
@DebbyRyan

OMG! I just walked in on my sister giving head to our next door neighbor!! Don't think they saw me.
@AJMichalka

Sometimes when I think about my co-stars I just can't stop masturbating.
@AshleyTisdale

Don't let a pretty face fool you. You don't want to know what I'm doing right now. #Porn #TubeSitesFTW
@SelenaGomez

There's this old guy at work I hate, but I blew him because he has a huge cock!! I can't wait to do it again next week.
@LizGillies

@DaniellaMonet I can't believe we've had sex on the Victorious set every day this week, and no one suspects a thing?!
@VictoriaJustice

I hope you enjoy that little clip I sent you. There's a lot more where that came from sis!
@VanessaHudgens

Sometimes I could spend the entire day just lying around in bed frigging myself senseless. #TGIF
@BellaThorne

Is it wrong that I enjoy spying on my sister in the shower? Her boobs are PERFECT! #DontJudgeMe
@AshleeSimpson

I want to fuck my sisters boyfriend SO bad! Ugh. Decisions, decisions. #Frustrated
@StellaHudgens

Honestly, anal is overrated. But you know what they say.. practice makes perfect!!
@EmilyOsment

Lick it. Snort it. Suck it. Fuck it! Yep. That just about sums up my weekend!
@KristenStewart

A producer recently hinted that giving him #head wouldn't hurt my chances of landing an audition. Should I do it?
@AshleyBenson

@JessicaAlba Aren't you sick of using that nasty old rabbit vibe I bought you years ago? Get with the times girlfriend!
@RosarioDawson

Usually I just pretend to be asleep when my nephew sneaks into my room and jacks off all over my tits.
@MorenaBaccarin

Can you get pregnant if someone cums in your ass? Just asking for a friend. #blushing
@JessicaSimpson

Just found out that two of my friends routinely #69 each other. Hmm. Interesting. Very interesting. #jealous
@ChloeMoretz

If people only knew some of the depraved thoughts that cross my mind. Sometimes I scare myself.
@McKaylaMaroney

What is it they say about Greek women: they love it from behind? I have to agree. #DoggystyleFTW
@MariaMenounos

I can't believe I just got my rocks off in the back of a taxi! Reason #243 why I love Paris.
@ScarlettJohansson

Sometimes I wish I could just blow every single one of my loyal fans out there. Grateful. #hornyAF
@OliviaMunn







Just found out that my mom used to date my boyfriend! Can't stop thinking about it. Strangely fascinated? #twisted
@MileyCyrus

Once gave a blow job to my best friend's agent during a #castingcall. He likes to bring up every chance he gets.
@BlakeLively

@ElizaDushku OMG. If you get those tickets for tonight's show I'll literally stick my tongue in your ass!! #worthit
@JessicaBiel

My bestfriend dared me that I couldn't make her BF cum in my mouth. Boy did I have egg on my face! #goodgirlsswallow
@OliviaHolt

Just because I don't do bad things doesn't mean I don't have bad thoughts. #lovemytoys
@KristinKreuk

My brother and his friends spy on me through my window all the time, but I still sleep naked. Kinda turns me on : )
@AnnaSophiaRobb

Why are guys so obsessed with my lips? I've been propositioned at least three times this week! #tempted
@MirandaCosgrove

@EmilyOsment Accidentally overheard my mom having #phonesex this morning! Have to admit it was kind of hot :P
@MileyCyrus

If I catch one more guy staring at my tits today, I'm gunna take them out and mash them in his face! #dontpushme
@ArielWinter

WHO do I have to BLOW on this jet to get some service already? #milehighclub
@ElizaDushku

@ArianaGrande We should definitely do that again! I don't think those guys knew what hit them! #voyeur #FFMMM
@DaniellaMonet

I'm so horny right now I could scream!! I guess it's time to plug in the Hitachi again.
@EvaLongoria

I'm so sick of guys ejaculating all over my tits! I have a mouth too you know. #justsaying
@ChristinaHendricks

Just because I call you daddy during sex doesn't mean I have daddy issue okay?
@EmmaRoberts

Found several photos of my sister giving head. I can't stop thinking about it... #sexyAF
@KylieJenner

I think I officially have a girl crush on KristinKruek. I might have to visit her trailer tomorrow and show her some appreciation.
@LauraVandervoort

Whenever I go to my BFF's house all she wants to do is GIVE me head. I might actually let her do it next time. #curious
@PeytonList

After I said goodnight to my folks I realized there was semen on my sweater. #awkward
@DoveCameron

Last night I was so horny I would've said and done almost anything for a hard cock! #wetAF
@KatyPerry

What's that saying... once you go black? so true. #confirmation #deepthroat
@JosieCanseco







@LauraVandervoort Had a great time last night. Too bad you play my daughter on TV. Could be fun?
@MorenaBaccarin

I just spent most of the morning thinking about blowing my dad's best friend. Hmm. #daddyissues
@AvaSambora

@JennaEzarik God I love that new vibrating app on my #iphone! You should get it sis. Give me a buzz later :P
@iJustine

Just because I'm home schooled don't mean I don't know when to #swallow
@DemiLovato

Can't believe my own step-brother just tried to blackmail me for sex! Don't know if I should upset or flattered?
@YvonneStrahovski

Just cause I don't wear panties doesn't make me a whore.
@HaileeSteinfeld

Great! NOW the batteries decide to die? Ugh. I guess its back to the old fashion way. #fingersFTW
@TaylorMomsen

@PeytonList OMFG! That was crazy! I can't believe no one noticed you under the table XOXO
@DebbyRyan

Feeling tired and bored. Miss LA. Might just rub one out before going to bed. 'night guys! #fingerbang
@AvrilLavigne

I really should stop drinking. I always wake up naked the next morning with a strange taste in my mouth.
@StellaHudgens

@OliviaMunn I can't believe I was late for my #photoshoot cause we were too busy having phone sex
@EmmyRossum

Live by the cock, die by the cock #SuperHorny
@MadisonBeer

I feel naked when I leave the house without my cell phone. #Selfies
@HilaryDuff

FYI. A blow job does NOT count as sex... at least not in Hollywood :P #BJ
@JessicaAlba

@SelenaGomez I just love the expression you make when you cum!! Miss you so much. #BFF
@DemiLovato

@MilaKunis God damn you have an amazing tongue. One day it's going to get the rest of your body in trouble.
@NataliePortman

Just realized I'm alone with JessicaAlba in this Vegas bathroom! Should I make a move? #Nervous&Wet
@EmmyRossum