Okay, place your bets!!! The fat fuck sitting beside her in her Porsche is?
(A) The Son or relative of her Agent or Manager?
(B) Her drug dealer?
(C) The poor bastard thats been relegated "just a friend" from her school days?
(D) He's gay?
I mean there's just got to be a logical explanation for her to hang with this... dude. Or maybe she's just cursed with the old beauty myth - where all extremely beautiful girls are the loneliest - too intimidating for guys to ask out, and too hot and threatening to hang with other girlfriends.
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