Mischa Barton vs. Ashlee Simpson

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Mischa Barton vs Ashlee Simpson
Mischa Barton, Ashlee Simpson
(catfight)
by Sangfroid

The following story is completely fictional.

Mischa Barton left for Europe with a handshake agreement to be cast in a coveted role on the new Melrose Place series. All that remained was for her agent to work out the details with the producers. But that was before Ashlee Simpson stepped into the picture. After having her baby, Ashlee was itching to get back into the business. She heard about the Melrose series and realized that the part Mischa had read for would be perfect for her. So Ashlee and her family devised a plan. Through intermediaries, they began spreading rumours about Mischa's clubbing habits, drug use and unprofessional behavior. The producers got wind of this gossip and slowed down the deal-making. In the meantime, they had a few other stars read for the part. Ashlee was invited to read. The producers liked her a lot. Maybe she would be less of a risk than Mischa? Ashlee got the part.

Still over in Europe doing some fashion work, Mischa found out the news. Her friend Nicole Richie let Mischa know that it was the Simpson family that started the rumours. Mischa was furious. She called Ashlee from Europe and accused her of spreading lies. Ashlee denied the accusation and said "I am just a better actress than you. I think that's pretty obvious." Then Ashlee hung up the phone. Mischa was seething and on the plane ride home she decided to do something about it.

It was a Thursday night in Hollywood and Ashlee Simpson was out with her sister at Le Deux. Mischa had paid off a paparazzi to let her know when Ashlee went out. This was Mischa's opportunity. She put on a short dress and killer heels and headed for the club.

Ashlee was back in the VIP section of Le Deux. So, it was Jessica who Mischa spotted first. Mischa walked up behind Jessica who was dancing on a couch. "Where is that bitch sister of yours?" Mischa demanded. Jessica was surprised by the tone in Mischa's voice. She was afraid of Mischa, but she knew this wasn't her fight. She quickly pointed to the back room. Mischa stomped off in pursuit of Ashlee.

Mischa was a commanding presence entering the room. Tall with 3 inch heels and a designer dress on. Ashlee was in a white blouse, jeans and flip flops. As soon as Ashlee saw Mischa, she knew there would be trouble. "You bitch" screamed Mischa. Ashlee tried to ignore her, but that wasn't gonnna happen. Mischa strode up to Ashlee, put her arm on Simpson's shoulder and said "Nobody treats me that way, you whore." "Get your hand off of me" Ashlee proclaimed. With that Mischa removed her hand from Ashlee's shoulder and put her hands on her hips. Fuming mad, Mischa said "You and me, right now." With that, she reached down and slipped off her heels and beckoned Ashlee to stand up.

Ashlee's friends tried to get her to ignore Mischa and keep talking. But all of a sudden Mischa charged. She put Ashlee in a headlock and pulled her to her feet. The fight was on. Ashlee reached across Mischa's hips and managed to throw the taller girl off. Then Ashlee came at her. Mischa was mad. But Ashlee was tough. The fight was no contest. Ashlee pushed Mischa against the wall and twisted her arm behind her back. As Mischa struggled to get free, Ashlee's flip flopped foot, tripped Mischa and she went down. Ashlee jumped on top of her and as Mischa struggled to get up Ashlee pinned Mischa's hands down with her arms, then with her knees. Mischa tried to kick her long legs up and throw Ashlee off, but Simpson grabbed Mischa's foot and started twisting her toes. As Mischa struggled, Ashlee had a big smile on her face and began to taunt Mischa. "Say Ashlee is a better actress than I am" she demanded. "Say Ashlee is stronger than me" "Say Ashlee Simpson is a goddess." Mischa kept yelling "F you bitch, F you." So, Ashlee calmly kicked her flip flop off and planted her bare foot atop Mischa's face. "Smell my feet, you loser" Ashlee laughed. Then she started flexing her muscles as her friends cheered. Mischa was done for. She had lost the part to Ashlee and now she had been completely overpowered by her. Eventually, Mischa stopped struggling and just started sobbing quietly. Ashlee asked her friends to call in a paparazzi. As the guy rushed in with his camera loaded. Ashlee put her foot back atop Mischa's nose, flexed both muscles and yelled out "Ashlee Simpson is the Queen." With that she gave Mischa a bit of a kick, picked up her flip flops and walked out of the room and on to the dance floor. Jessica saw Ashlee and knew from experience that her kid sister was a bad ass fighter and had done it again.

[TPG]

Awesome!!! Thanks Sangfroid, I hope there's more—the whole behind the scenes/casting couch scene is intriguing—the possibilties are endless